The Unshaven

Regarding the unshaven chin – it’s not a statement but nor is it laziness. It just seems to go with the idea of a guy these days. Smooth most places but a little roughage right there where you rest your head. TV, the movies, confirm it. A leading man, even in his own small world, must not be perfect. Because, after perfection, where is there to go? Maybe to the grocery store for bagels and coffee, pushing a cart with one bad wheel. Or to my mother’s house so she can complain about how scruffy I look. I’m thinking the grocery store would be a smarter choice. At least the bagels won't explain what real men used to do, and the coffee will be up-to-date on what's the latest look for guys. Besides, a little stubble has never judged anybody. Maybe prickle a little but you've never complained.